What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards