What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Valentine Day Card Jokes More Valentine Day Card Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards