What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....