Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.