Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.