Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.