Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.