Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.