How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.