How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.