How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.