How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.