What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.