What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.