What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.