A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Take them out their wheelchair.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
A pilot you racist freaks!
They all just get stoned instead.
Because he's a two timer.
