What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.