A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
Once they're blown, they're useless.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Peaceful muslims
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
