Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.