Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Muslim cowboy?

Dirty hairy.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim