Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim