Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.