Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay