Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis