What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.