Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!