Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!