Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!