Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!