Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
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Syrian Mckellen
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
and "Just heard our song"
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.