Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!