Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick