Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!