What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.