What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.