Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!