Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.