Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.