Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.