Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.