Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.