Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

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