What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.