What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!