What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge