What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.