What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .