What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .