What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!