What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!