What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .