What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.