What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin