What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking