What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: