What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.