What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!