What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!