What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.