What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.