What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.