What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.