What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.