What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture