What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!