What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.