What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture