What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters