What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.