What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture