What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.