What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.