What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.