What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.