What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.