What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.