What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "