Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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M'doula obligada.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Because no one man should have all that flour.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise