Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Because it was soda-pressing

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Cos I'm quitting today."

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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A Ginger Bread-House

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!