He didn't knead any more dough.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Quit being nosey.
An ex-boxer.
Because they knead dough.
He kneaded the dough!
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.