Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.