Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.