Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough