Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.