Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Urine trouble!

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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The Book of Job.

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It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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They knead dough

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Cinnamon buns.

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A pastryarchy.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.