Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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By looking out the kitchen window.

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He doesn't have a job.

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He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"