What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.