What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide ...

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.