What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Hiding the erection.

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Nuts.

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He needed the dough.

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You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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A Yeast Infection

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Cracker.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.