Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.