Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)