Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.