Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt