Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun