Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.