Home Depot Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.