How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Tarps Jokes More Tarps Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.