What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees