What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie?

Gone With The Wind.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.