What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.