Pawpular!
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
A cross-wok.
Because a lot of them are in schools.