What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".