What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.