When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.