When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.