What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite