Film Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

You might also enjoy:

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Michael Vick Jokes More Michael Vick Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.