The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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If most people leave before shooting starts.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
a baaahhhd movie. ( )
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
A film that needs morbids.
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Miss most of the film!
Suspense tion
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Pollywood!
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
Stephen Speilbug !
His son with the xbox.
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
I don't care et al."
Because it was irr-elephant
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
They want Gore in 2000.
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
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Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.
Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.
The corner, it's 90 degrees.
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Nothing, I already told her twice.
