Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes