Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.