What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer