What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams