What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.