What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred