What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.