What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.