What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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On a beach near Boston.

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Flop-Flops :)

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Keemstar

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Bringham Young

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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I'm bacon.