What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.