What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.