What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

Previous Random Joke Next

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Ripen Jokes More Ripen Jokes

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.