What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!