How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.