Wait, I can explain everything!
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
Air.
It became entally handicapped
Amazon Prime.
Elephants have good memory
Wait for him to give it back.
Waiting for a bus.