Wait, I can explain everything!
9:11 PM
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
A joke.
feelings. T.T
Bullets.
By the ears...
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Punchline
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