What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective