What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q