What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue