What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!