Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.