Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"