Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.