Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Bad Driver Jokes More Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.