Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!