How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What does a proud computer call his little son?

A: A microchip off the old block.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips