How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips