How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips