What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.