What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.