Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.