Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.