Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...