Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."