How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!