How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !