How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.