What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers