What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Running Stupid

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Cuz it's a running nose

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An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers