A virgin
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Goodentight
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A "brother" one."
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
You're running but don't know where to.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
They like horsin' around.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers