A virgin
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Goesintight.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
